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Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist, action star, actor, and human to ever walk the face of the Earth. In fact no one that has ever lived can compare to the sheer awesomeness and coolness that is Chuck Norris.

Here are few well known facts about the greatest human ever:

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Watch this video for more Chuck Norris Facts:


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Anyone that grew up in the 80’s surely remembers the painful public service announcements that were shown at the end of each G.I. Joe cartoon.

I can’t remember the details of the episodes or plots from the G.I. Joe cartoons, but I do know one thing with certainty, “Knowing is half the battle”.

If you haven’t seen some of the twisted G.I. Joe parody videos of “Knowing is half the battle”, then be sure to check out the video below. Enjoy!

Damn, if only the real G.I. Joe cartoons were this messed up! My childhood memories would be a lot different!

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G.I. Joe / Cobra

Cobra Commander.

Transformers

Optimus Prime

Thundercats

Lion-O.

Do you want to sport some cartoon t-shirts but still look fashionable? These t-shirts from 80’s Tees will do the trick! These t-shirts combine the classic logos with a little graphic art. Overall, they are some good looking t-shirts! So, you can show your retro side and look cool at the same time! Fun huh?

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When it comes to 80’s action figures, G.I. Joe is king! No other toy promoted violence or kicked as much ass as G.I. Joe! For God sake, just watch the cartoon or look at the pictures above. These guys were real American hard asses!

Of course everybody would still love to play with G.I. Joe toys regardless of their age. However, because playing with action figures at the work place or in front of your girl friend is frowned upon you may be better off just wearing a G.I. Joe t-shirt!

For those of us that love G.I. Joe, 80’s Tees offers up a pretty good assortment of G.I. Joe and Cobra t-shirts. Check ’em out below!

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The original logo on a black t-shirt. Classic!

cobrablack

No one can mistake the Cobra emblem!

gijoelineup

Can you name all the characters on the t-shirt? Don’t admit that to your gf.

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Cobra Commander with his original battle helmet. Forget the mail-in Cobra Commander!

snakeeyes

Storm Shadow beware!

baroness

Hands Down the sexiest character in the G.I. Joe universe!

Of course no G.I. Joe post would be complete without at least one video clip! So don’t be ashamed! Watch the video below and reminisce!

YO JOE!!!

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When you talk about great American 80’s television series and actors, you can’t forget to mention Magnum, P.I. and Tom Selleck.

Tom Selleck was the perfect actor to play Thomas Magnum. In fact, Tom Selleck was so bad ass in Magnum, P.I., he was George Lucas and Steven Spielberg’s first choice to play Indiana Jones.

Imagine Indiana Jones with an awesome 80’s style mustache! Unfortunately, we will never know if Tom Selleck would’ve made a better Indy than Harrison Ford.

Regardless, Magnum, P.I. continues to stand the test of time, and even the lowest rated Magnum, P.I. shows are better than the crap they show on tv today.

Check out the mustache! 80’s style!

If you respect the “stache” then you will love this t-shirt!

“It’s all about the Stache”

Check out the “original” intro to Magnum, P.I. Enjoy!

 

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The Big Lebowski is arguably the best of all the Coen Brother’s movies. The characters and quotes in the movie make it one of the most popular cult classics of all time. Jeff Bridges plays the main character “The Dude”, an LA slacker who loves weed, White Russians, bowling and Creedance Clearwater Revival. John Goodman plays his sidekick and best friend “Walter Sobchak, who is a Veitnam War Veteran stuck living in the past. This movie is full of laughs and great one-liners. Plus they say “dude” in the movie more than you can possibly count! If you haven’t seen it yet you should truely be ashamed of yourself.

“You’re the Lebowski… I’m the Dude!”
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Snowing is Half the Battle t-shirt from 80’s Tees.

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People who grew up in the 80’s are most likely familar with Hasbro’s G.I. Joe franchise. “A Real American Hero” was a relaunch of the popular toy line from the 60’s and 70’s. Kids growing up in the 80’s collected G.I. Joe toys, read G.I. Joe comics, and watched G.I. Joe cartoons! As an 80’s kid G.I. Joe was my favorite product line!

If you’re a fan of G.I. Joe or have a loved one that collected G.I. Joe as a kid, this G.I. Joe t-shirt above from 80’s Tees is a great Christmas gift! It is G.I. Joe t-shirt with a holiday theme!

If you grew up watching G.I. Joe cartoons you surely remember the PSA at the end of each show. Below is a parody of the PSA which will surely make you laugh! Enjoy!

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Star Wars is arguably the greatest epic movie franchise ever created! Therefore, it is to no surprise that Star Wars t-shirts are one of the most popular t-shirt genres online. Basically, any online t-shirt company worth its own salt offers at least one Star Wars Parody t-shirt, and many online t-shirt companies offer old school Star Wars T-Shirts.

The following 101 t-shirts stretch the bounds of the Star Wars Universe, and definitely goes beyond the original intentions of George Lucas. Regardless, the collection below is representative of the many various Star Wars inspired t-shirts that are available online.

101 Star Wars T-Shirts presented by 101 Tees. Enjoy!

1. Han Guitar Solo – One of my all time favorite t-shirts from Busted Tees.

2. Peek into the Dark Side from Split Reason.

3. Light Saber Glove Holster.

4. Home Sweet Taun Taun.

5. Stormtroopa – Just plain AWESOME!

6. It’s a TRAP!

7. I’m Not Goth… I’m SITH.

8. I’m not lazy… I just have a bad motivator.

9. Star Bright.

10. My Lightsaber is the one that says… BAD MOTHER F*%$@&!

11. Run R2 Run!

12. May Be With You.

13. Darth Raven.

14. Bad, Bad Walker.

15. Hans of my Cookie!

16. This is not the Eye Chart you’re looking for.

17. Somewhere on the Ice Planet.

18. Darkside of Disco.

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19. Darth Dance.

Storming Abbey Road by Tom Clancy

20. Storming Abbey Road.

Stormtrooper Fields Forever by James Hance

21. Stormtrooper Fields Forever.

Star Fiction by Apasun

22. Star Fiction.

Your Empire Needs you by superiorgraphix

23. Your Empire Needs You…

Rebel Alliance Symbol by Candarin

24. The Rebel Alliance.

AT-AT Anatomy by rubyred

25. AT-AT Atanomy.

Chewie and Han by Chris  Wahl

26. Chewie and Han.

'Most Likely Lose It Again, Anyway' (Wookiee The Chew) by James Hance

27. Wookie the Chew.

A Biped Of Very Little Brain (Wookiee The Chew) by James Hance

28. Wookie the Chew.

Wookiee The Chew by James Hance

29. Wookie the Chew.

Yoda - How we roll, that is! by James Lillis

30. How We Roll, That is.

Trap by Tom  Ledin

31. Trap.

Saddle Up! by rubyred

32. Saddle Up.

Star Wars Coffee by rubyred

33. Star Wars Coffee.

EcoSaber by rubyred

34. EcoSaber.

Evolution of the AT-AT by James Lillis

35. Evolution of the AT-AT.

36. Elvis meets Vader.

37. I’ve Never Seen Star Wars.

38. Vader Piñata.

39. Admiral Ackbar Cereal.

40. Ty Walker’s Imperial Stout.

41. Vader Balloon Party.

42. What the Hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!

43. Han Shot First.

44. R2 Vacuum.

45. I had friends on that Death Star.

46. Sith Happens.

47. Wookie of the Year.

48. I Always Wear A Helmet.

49. Yoda w/sunglasses.

50. Star Wars Abbey Road.

51. Your Music is Wookity Wack.

52. My Jedi Skills You Will Like.

53. I’m a Lover… Not a Biter.

54. Boom Box Vader.

55. Who’s Your Daddy?

Vader Give Empires A Chance Shirt

56. Give Empires a Chance.

It's A Trap Shirt

57. It’s a Trap!

Admiral Ackbar's It's a Trap Funny T Shirt

58. It’s a Trap.

Sugar Skull Trooper

59. Sugar Skull Trooper.

May The Mass x Acceleration

60. May Mass Times Acceleration Be With You.

Empire Urban Regeneration

61. Empire Urban Regeneration Program.

It's A Trap!

62. It’s a Trap!

63. Easy Vader.

64. These Aren’t the Droids You’re Looking For.

65. Boo Boo Walker.

At At Walk T-Shirt

66. AT-AT Walk.

67. Family Guy.

68. These Aren’t the Droids You’re Looking For.

69. I just Sithed In My Pants.

70. OB/GYN Kenobi.

71. Han Job.

Chewbika by Black T-shirt

72. Chewbika.

73. Dark Side.

74. Hoth 45 Malt Liquor.

75. That’s No Spoon.

76. C3p – Hoe.

77. El Chew.

78. Big League Chewie.

79. Abuse the Force.

80. H1-N1.

81. NERD.

82. Vader.

83. Jawa Que.

84. Rock Stars.

85. Star Wars Disco.

87. Be Good.

88. Merry Hothmas.

89. Don’t Talk BAck to Darth Vader… He’ll Getcha.

Let The Cookie Win

90. Let The Cookie Win.

91. A New Hope.

Hybrid Dark T-Shirt

92. Hybrid.

Chewbacca Costume Shirt by Junk Food

93. Chewbacca Costume.

94. Chewie is my Co-Pilot.

95. Chewy.

x wing lg1 Star Wars T Shirts from Geek Bouteek

96. X-Rated.

luke copilot lg1 Star Wars T Shirts from Geek Bouteek

97. Luke is my C0-Pilot.

98. Kanye Vader.

Darth Vader Costume T-Shirt by Junk Food

99. Darth Vader Costume.

100. Hans Solo

101. Those Were the Droids You Were Looking For.

For those that love the Star Wars epic, but don’t have time to watch all 6 movies together, then check out the video below! All 6 Movies in less than a couple of minutes!

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Karate Kid is the ultimate underdog teen movie and 80’s martial arts classic! Seriously, who can forget Daniel LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence of Cobra Kai at the All Valley Karate Championship? Ok, granted the fight scenes were bit cheesy but you can’t even say the word “dojo” without thinking about the Karate Kid.

How about the crazy villain, Sensei John Kreese, who encourages his students to bully weak kids? This guy was supposedly an ex-Special Forces Vietnam Veteran. Who knows what happened in Nam that made him such a vicious nut ball!

For those that haven’t seen the movie yet you should definitely watch it. If anything to see a young and cute Elizabeth Shue! Geez, she was hot back in the day!

I’m getting side-tracked now! Anyway, check out the 5 awesome Karate Kid t-shirts below!

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“Get him a body bag, yeah!”

sweep

“Sweep the leg!”

bow

“Bow to your Sensei!”

cobra

“Strike fast, strike hard, now mercy!”

miyagi

“Wax on, wax off.”

Of course this post wouldn’t be complete without a Karate Kid video clip! In the video Ralph Macchio looks like a scared ferret on crack…

Ok, here is an extra t-shirt for the hard core Karate Kid fan; 80’s Tees offers the “Referee” t-shirt, which can be seen in the video above.

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The front side of the t-shirt simply says “Referee”. If wearing a referee t-shirt from the Karate Kid movie isn’t funny then I don’t know what is!

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