Some would argue America is going through a new “bike boom,” with hipsters and the environmentally conscious folks leading the way. Indeed, bike usage and sales have increased steadily since 2008. A reflection of this trend is the rising popularity of bike t-shirts, and Headline Shirts leads the way, offering many bike themed t-shirts and parody designs. So, whether you have been cycling for years or just started riding, these cool bike tees from Headline Shirts might be just for you!
Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist, action star, actor, and human to ever walk the face of the Earth. In fact no one that has ever lived can compare to the sheer awesomeness and coolness that is Chuck Norris.
Here are few well known facts about the greatest human ever:
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
This t-shirt definitely requires a second look. At first sight you think the t-shirt is just another classic rock Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. However, after a closer examination you discover the guitar is actually a Guitar Hero controller!
In some ways this t-shirt covers two very distinct and seperate age groups or market segments! Jimi Hendrix is obviously popular with Baby Boomers and Gen Xer’s, but of course many Gen Y or millenials love Guitar Hero. Overall, it makes for a pretty witty design and fun t-shirt!
We salute one of the greatest guitar players to ever live!
Watch the real Jimi Hendrix! No, that’s not Guitar Hero!
Retro NFL football is the best! Compared to the modern day NFL, the NFL of the past had bigger stars, bigger hits and greater rivalries!
One of the biggest stars of retro NFL football was Walter Payton, a classic football player that never failed to astonish or amaze fans! Even if you are not a Bears fan, how can you not give mass props to “Sweetness”.
If you are a fan of everything retro football, you will surely love the Retro NFL T-shirts featured below! If you love retro football (the time before defensive players were fined for making aggressive hits) then check out the retro NFL t-shirts below from 80’s Tees. Enjoy and reminisce!
BEARS (1985 NFC CHAMPS)
If you want to check out some awesome moments of old school NFL football without inventing a time machine, then just check out the video below!