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Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Bad Ass

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

Originally posted 2008-11-22 17:23:45. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Anyone that grew up in the 80’s surely remembers the painful public service announcements that were shown at the end of each G.I. Joe cartoon.

I can’t remember the details of the episodes or plots from the G.I. Joe cartoons, but I do know one thing with certainty, “Knowing is half the battle”.

If you haven’t seen some of the twisted G.I. Joe parody videos of “Knowing is half the battle”, then be sure to check out the video below. Enjoy!

Damn, if only the real G.I. Joe cartoons were this messed up! My childhood memories would be a lot different!

Originally posted 2010-09-15 00:30:22. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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When you talk about great American 80’s television series and actors, you can’t forget to mention Magnum, P.I. and Tom Selleck.

Tom Selleck was the perfect actor to play Thomas Magnum. In fact, Tom Selleck was so bad ass in Magnum, P.I., he was George Lucas and Steven Spielberg’s first choice to play Indiana Jones.

Imagine Indiana Jones with an awesome 80’s style mustache! Unfortunately, we will never know if Tom Selleck would’ve made a better Indy than Harrison Ford.

Regardless, Magnum, P.I. continues to stand the test of time, and even the lowest rated Magnum, P.I. shows are better than the crap they show on tv today.

Check out the mustache! 80’s style!

If you respect the “stache” then you will love this t-shirt!

“It’s all about the Stache”

Check out the “original” intro to Magnum, P.I. Enjoy!

 

Originally posted 2010-04-17 19:45:11. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Cowabunga! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirts from 80’s Tees! 

Those of us that grew up in the 80s and 90s surely remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Ninja Turtles were named after four famous renaissance artists: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael. The foursome live in New York City and are known for fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan, and other various villains. Arguably, the Ninja Turtles are one of the most popular Comic Book superheroes, considered the franchise has crossed over to cartoons, movies, and merchandise! Overall, the Ninja Turtles are awesome and fun, and they look great on a t-shirt! If you love Ninja Turtles you will love the Ninja Turtle t-shirts from 80’s Tees. 

Red Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Ninja Turtles Attack t-shirt

Shiny Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Shiny Ninja Turtle T-Shirt

84 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shirt

84 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shirt

Green Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Green Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Blue Ninja Turtles Attack Shirt

Blue Ninja Turtles Attack Shirt

Party In My Mouth Michelangelo Shirt

Party In My Mouth Michelangelo Shirt

Originally posted 2014-10-25 14:40:14. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Casper the Friendly Dead Child - BustedTees - Image 1

Casper the Friendly Dead Child

Casper the Friendly Ghost is one of the oddest cartoon characters ever. I mean Casper was basically a deceased little kid, a likable and personable one as well. How creepy!?! A cartoon for children that is based around a dead little boy. Just weird. A fun little fact about Casper, is that he supposedly died from pneumonia because he was outside in the cold sledding all day. That will teach children to not go outside and play!

Last TeePublic Sale of the Year!

Originally posted 2014-12-14 12:56:24. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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jizz in my pants shirt

Have you ever been with a hot girl and could not control yourself? Then you will probably get a good laugh from the music video, “Jizz In My Pants“.  The follow-up video to the “Dick in a Box” video that first debuted on Saturday Night Live back in December 2006. The “Jizz In My Pants” video is the first single from The Lonely Island’s debute album Incredibad.

If you have not seen the “Jizz In My Pants” video then stop what you are doing and watch it now!

Originally posted 2009-03-22 17:40:51. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Get To Da Choppa t-shirt

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger is hands down the most kick ass “strongman” that has ever lived. Seriously, the man was Mr. Olympia seven times! Not to mention he is a successful businessman and the governor of California.

Arnie is the quintessential “Alpha Male”, but for some reason I just can’t take him seriously as an actor. I think it must have been that horrible movie Twins that ruined everything for me.

However, Arnie did make Predator, and that goes a long way in my book!

Here is the scene from Predator, when Arnie screams, “Get to da choppa!” Enjoy!

Originally posted 2010-04-18 07:13:54. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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