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Dick in a Box

Christmas has come and gone, but it is never too late to give your loved one a “Dick in a Box”. Made famous by the SNL skit performed by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, the “Dick in a Box” video has been recreated and parodied countless times. T-Shirt Bordello celebrates one of the most popular and funniest viral videos ever with the “Dick in a Box” T-Shirt.

If you haven’t seen the video before check it out below!

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If you are familiar with MTV’s Jersey Shore tv series, then you surely know about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Now personally, I’m not a big fan of anything that originates from Jersey itself, however for some reason I find Jersey Shore somewhat interesting. It is kind of similar to a bad car wreck, you want to look away but for some reason you can’t!

Here is short clip of Mike, Pauly D, and Snooki. Enjoy!

Anyway, whether or not you are a fan of Jersey Shore or not, “The Situation” t-shirt from Nerdy Shirts is hilarious!

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Chuck’s Ultimate Gym T-Shirt

Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist, action star, actor, and human to ever walk the face of the Earth. In fact no one that has ever lived can compare to the sheer awesomeness and coolness that is Chuck Norris.

Here are few well known facts about the greatest human ever:

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Watch this video for more Chuck Norris Facts:


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jizz in my pants shirt

Have you ever been with a hot girl and could not control yourself? Then you will probably get a good laugh from the music video, “Jizz In My Pants“.  The follow-up video to the “Dick in a Box” video that first debuted on Saturday Night Live back in December 2006. The “Jizz In My Pants” video is the first single from The Lonely Island’s debute album Incredibad.

If you have not seen the “Jizz In My Pants” video then stop what you are doing and watch it now!

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Blood Baths

I Don't Need A Weapon

Chuck Norris's Forecast

Walk and Kill

I Step On Necks

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Bad Ass

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

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festivus

Anyone familiar with Seinfield surely knows about the annual holiday Festivus. Although mistaken for a fictional holiday, it is actually celebrated by many people across the world. The holiday center piece is the infamous “Festivus Pole” and activities include such practices as the “Airing of Grievances” and “Feats of Strength”.

For more information on Festivus check out the video below:

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Get To Da Choppa t-shirt

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger is hands down the most kick ass “strongman” that has ever lived. Seriously, the man was Mr. Olympia seven times! Not to mention he is a successful businessman and the governor of California.

Arnie is the quintessential “Alpha Male”, but for some reason I just can’t take him seriously as an actor. I think it must have been that horrible movie Twins that ruined everything for me.

However, Arnie did make Predator, and that goes a long way in my book!

Here is the scene from Predator, when Arnie screams, “Get to da choppa!” Enjoy!

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Anyone that grew up in the 80’s surely remembers the painful public service announcements that were shown at the end of each G.I. Joe cartoon.

I can’t remember the details of the episodes or plots from the G.I. Joe cartoons, but I do know one thing with certainty, “Knowing is half the battle”.

If you haven’t seen some of the twisted G.I. Joe parody videos of “Knowing is half the battle”, then be sure to check out the video below. Enjoy!

Damn, if only the real G.I. Joe cartoons were this messed up! My childhood memories would be a lot different!

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When you talk about great American 80’s television series and actors, you can’t forget to mention Magnum, P.I. and Tom Selleck.

Tom Selleck was the perfect actor to play Thomas Magnum. In fact, Tom Selleck was so bad ass in Magnum, P.I., he was George Lucas and Steven Spielberg’s first choice to play Indiana Jones.

Imagine Indiana Jones with an awesome 80’s style mustache! Unfortunately, we will never know if Tom Selleck would’ve made a better Indy than Harrison Ford.

Regardless, Magnum, P.I. continues to stand the test of time, and even the lowest rated Magnum, P.I. shows are better than the crap they show on tv today.

Check out the mustache! 80’s style!

If you respect the “stache” then you will love this t-shirt!

“It’s all about the Stache”

Check out the “original” intro to Magnum, P.I. Enjoy!

 

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