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Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Bad Ass

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

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insano

There are dozens of great football movies ; Varsity Blues, Rudy or Remember the Titans to name a few. However, arguably the funniest football movie ever is Adam Sandler’s  comedy film the Waterboy.

The main character was the lovable cajun simpleton, Bobby Boucher (Boo-Shay), played by Sandler. People who saw the movie should remember the scene when Bobby Boucher offers his waterboy services to his favorite wrestler Captain Insano, only to be laughed at and ridiculed!

The featured t-shirt from Deez Teez, makes reference to the scene when Bobby Boucher is in practice and pokes his team mate in the eye! Funny stuff! Check out the short clip from the movie below:

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Top Gun

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Top Gun is arguably one of the best alpha male movies of all time! Filmed in 1986, it starred Tom Cruise when he was in his prime, and featured a young and upcoming Val Kilmer. The movie was made prior to the fall of the Soviet Union, so it still maintains the cold war feel. One of the best scenes is when Tom Cruise flips the “bird” to the Soviet MIG pilot.

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“You Can Be My Wingman Anytime”

Overall,  Top Gun is a timeless movie and still gets constant viewing by college kids today. The one liners in the movie have forever been embedded in the US alpha male vernacular.

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Get To Da Choppa t-shirt

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger is hands down the most kick ass “strongman” that has ever lived. Seriously, the man was Mr. Olympia seven times! Not to mention he is a successful businessman and the governor of California.

Arnie is the quintessential “Alpha Male”, but for some reason I just can’t take him seriously as an actor. I think it must have been that horrible movie Twins that ruined everything for me.

However, Arnie did make Predator, and that goes a long way in my book!

Here is the scene from Predator, when Arnie screams, “Get to da choppa!” Enjoy!

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The Big Lebowski is arguably the best of all the Coen Brother’s movies. The characters and quotes in the movie make it one of the most popular cult classics of all time. Jeff Bridges plays the main character “The Dude”, an LA slacker who loves weed, White Russians, bowling and Creedance Clearwater Revival. John Goodman plays his sidekick and best friend “Walter Sobchak, who is a Veitnam War Veteran stuck living in the past. This movie is full of laughs and great one-liners. Plus they say “dude” in the movie more than you can possibly count! If you haven’t seen it yet you should truely be ashamed of yourself.

“You’re the Lebowski… I’m the Dude!”
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SCARFACE

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Party Like a Gangsta

Scarface is more popular than ever. If you are a male between 15-40, you have probably seen Scarface a thousand times over with your buddies. Tony Montana never goes out of style! These shirts epitomize the spirit of Scarface. Don’t you want to party like a gangsta?

Wear these t-shirts: Because Scarface is everything you want to be, but probably aren’t.

Don’t Wear these t-shirts: Because people will be way too afraid of your lil’ friend!

These Shirts tell the world: I want to party like a gangsta!

Tony Montana… nuff said!

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Karate Kid is the ultimate underdog teen movie and 80’s martial arts classic! Seriously, who can forget Daniel LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence of Cobra Kai at the All Valley Karate Championship? Ok, granted the fight scenes were bit cheesy but you can’t even say the word “dojo” without thinking about the Karate Kid.

How about the crazy villain, Sensei John Kreese, who encourages his students to bully weak kids? This guy was supposedly an ex-Special Forces Vietnam Veteran. Who knows what happened in Nam that made him such a vicious nut ball!

For those that haven’t seen the movie yet you should definitely watch it. If anything to see a young and cute Elizabeth Shue! Geez, she was hot back in the day!

I’m getting side-tracked now! Anyway, check out the 5 awesome Karate Kid t-shirts below!

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“Get him a body bag, yeah!”

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“Sweep the leg!”

bow

“Bow to your Sensei!”

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“Strike fast, strike hard, now mercy!”

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“Wax on, wax off.”

Of course this post wouldn’t be complete without a Karate Kid video clip! In the video Ralph Macchio looks like a scared ferret on crack…

Ok, here is an extra t-shirt for the hard core Karate Kid fan; 80’s Tees offers the “Referee” t-shirt, which can be seen in the video above.

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The front side of the t-shirt simply says “Referee”. If wearing a referee t-shirt from the Karate Kid movie isn’t funny then I don’t know what is!

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Cowabunga! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirts from 80’s Tees! 

Those of us that grew up in the 80s and 90s surely remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Ninja Turtles were named after four famous renaissance artists: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael. The foursome live in New York City and are known for fighting Shredder and the Foot Clan, and other various villains. Arguably, the Ninja Turtles are one of the most popular Comic Book superheroes, considered the franchise has crossed over to cartoons, movies, and merchandise! Overall, the Ninja Turtles are awesome and fun, and they look great on a t-shirt! If you love Ninja Turtles you will love the Ninja Turtle t-shirts from 80’s Tees. 

Red Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Ninja Turtles Attack t-shirt

Shiny Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Shiny Ninja Turtle T-Shirt

84 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shirt

84 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shirt

Green Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Green Ninja Turtles T-Shirt

Blue Ninja Turtles Attack Shirt

Blue Ninja Turtles Attack Shirt

Party In My Mouth Michelangelo Shirt

Party In My Mouth Michelangelo Shirt

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Any fan of the Austin Powers film series knows that one of the main desires of Dr. Evil is to possess sharks with “freakin” laser beams on their heads!

Mutated sea bass just don’t really do the trick! If you have aspirations of world domination you must have sharks with laser beams attached to their heads!

If you have a couple of minutes to kill watch the scene were Dr. Evil finally receives the ultimate father-son gift!

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