I was so disappointed in the movie Kill Bill I had totally given up on Quentin Tarantino! However, after I saw the Inglorious Basterds my faith in Tarantino as a great movie writer and director was fully restored.

Seriously, what movie has been released in the last few years that has better dialogue or characters than the Inglorious Basterds?

So, when I saw that Busted Tees had created a Bear Jew t-shirt I just had to immediately publish a post about it. Check out the t-shirt below!

For those that love the Inglorious Basterds and the Bear Jew, watch the clip below. Enjoy!

In the words of Lt. Aldo Raine:

“My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?”

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Classic Cars t-shirt

If you are a movie fan then you will love the “Classic Cars” t-shirt from Busted Tees! Some of the greatest movie and tv cars are represented on the t-shirt. Optimus Prime, the General Lee, and Ecto 1 from Ghostbusters are just a few of the cool cars in the design!

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Chuck’s Ultimate Gym T-Shirt

Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist, action star, actor, and human to ever walk the face of the Earth. In fact no one that has ever lived can compare to the sheer awesomeness and coolness that is Chuck Norris.

Here are few well known facts about the greatest human ever:

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Watch this video for more Chuck Norris Facts:


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Blood Baths

I Don't Need A Weapon

Chuck Norris's Forecast

Walk and Kill

I Step On Necks

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

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Get To Da Choppa t-shirt

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger is hands down the most kick ass “strongman” that has ever lived. Seriously, the man was Mr. Olympia seven times! Not to mention he is a successful businessman and the governor of California.

Arnie is the quintessential “Alpha Male”, but for some reason I just can’t take him seriously as an actor. I think it must have been that horrible movie Twins that ruined everything for me.

However, Arnie did make Predator, and that goes a long way in my book!

Here is the scene from Predator, when Arnie screams, “Get to da choppa!” Enjoy!

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OOYL

OOYL t-shirt from Busted Tees.

“Out of your league you say? For Eight Hundred Years I’ve trained Jedi!”

Thoughout the Star Wars Series, Yoda had many memorable and wise quotes, yet I don’t remember him every saying, “Out of your league.”  But I guess Yoda doesn’t need to state the obvious.

“Feel The Force”

Can you list Yoda’s top ten quotes? Here is a nice list I collected. Enjoy!

Top Ten Yoda Quotes:

1. “You must unlearn what you have learned.”

2. “On many long journeys have I gone. And waited, too, for others to return from journeys of their own. Some return; some are broken; some come back so different only their names remain.”

3. “Size matters not, … Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?”

4. “Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”

5.If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are … a different game you should play.”

6.Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.”

7. “In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.”

8. “No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”

9. “This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.”

10.  “Always in motion is the future.”

Add your own Yoda quotes below, and Check Back Later for More Yoda and Star Wars T-shirts.

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darth

Darth Vader aka Anakin Sykywalker is the ultimate bad guy! As the main protagonist in the Star Wars Trilogy he gets more “air” time or screen time than any other movie villian in film history.  Pretty crazy huh? It’s no wonder the image of Darth Vader is so well known. Even his voice and husky breathing is literally recognized by everyone!

As far as t-shirts go, you don’t have to look far or long on the internet to run across dozens of cool Darth Vader tees. In fact, Darth Vader is probably one of most common characters found on t-shirts in recent years. He is a classic character that I predict will be famous for years to come. Quite honest, I don’t think we have seen the last of his character.

I’m not make a prediction, but just don’t be surprised when a “new” Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker movie is being made. The potential of a movie featuring Darth Vader as the main character is too tempting for Hollywood not to at least consider!

OK, let me digress. If you are a Darth Vader fan, I’ve saved you the time of scouring the internet for Darth Vader t-shirts. Just be sure to check out the funny Darth Vader videos below.

Boom Box Darth Vader Shirt

What is cooler than Darth Vader with a boom box?

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I don’t even know what to say…

Be sure to check back for more Darth Vader tees in the future! Also, don’t forget to check out the funny Darth Vader videos below. Enjoy!

Chad Vader

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Considering that Airplane! is one of the funniest movies ever, it surprises me that there are not more Airplane! movie related t-shirts found online. It could have something to do with the fact the movie is over 30 years old!

Regardless, Airplane set the standard for satirical comedy films, and I honestly can’t think of an actor that can play a better “straight” guy than Leslie Nielson!

The featured t-shirt makes reference to the classic scene shown below. Enjoy!

If you are too young to be a fan of Airplane! perhaps you will like the clip from The Office better!

I love how he names the source of the quote. Classic Michael Scott!

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dude

The Dude Abides t-shirt from 80s Tees.

“Yeah, well. The Dude abides.”

The Big Lebowski is a classic comedy movie! Aruablly, Jeff Bridges’ most famous role. And rumors are they are making a sequel! Yes, that’s right a Big Lebowski 2! There are even talks of a spin-off movie about the “Jesus”.

Due to the movies everlasting populartiy nearly every major t-shirt company has a Big Lebowski t-shirt, simply because the Big Lebowski is one of the funniest and coolest movies ever!

Of course, no post about the Big Lebowski is complete without a Big Lebowski movie clip! Watch and Enjoy!

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BeExcellent

“Fourscore and… seven minutes ago… we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill… and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it’s true today. Be excellent to each other. And… PARTY ON, DUDES!”

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is a classic American comedy! Who can forget Keanu Reeves as Ted “Theadore” Logan, and that other guy as Bill S. Preston, Esquire?

What a great plot! You have two stoner wannabes traveling throughout time in a phone booth, kidnapping significant people from the past for their end of semester high school history project.

Can you remember all the historical figures they collected? First, they grabbed Napoleon, then Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Frued, Beethoven, Ghengis Khan, Joan of Arc and finally Abraham Lincoln.

Snorg Tees portrays one of more memorable scenes of the movie with the t-shirt featured above. Another funny t-shirt from a great movie!

wyld

“The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.”

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