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Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Bad Ass

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

Originally posted 2008-11-22 17:23:45. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Anyone that grew up in the 80’s surely remembers the painful public service announcements that were shown at the end of each G.I. Joe cartoon.

I can’t remember the details of the episodes or plots from the G.I. Joe cartoons, but I do know one thing with certainty, “Knowing is half the battle”.

If you haven’t seen some of the twisted G.I. Joe parody videos of “Knowing is half the battle”, then be sure to check out the video below. Enjoy!

Damn, if only the real G.I. Joe cartoons were this messed up! My childhood memories would be a lot different!

Originally posted 2010-09-15 00:30:22. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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Ninjas are everywhere and nowhere all at the same time! Currently, Ninjas are perhaps even more popular than Zombies.  There are Ninja movies, such as  Kill Bill, Beverly Hills Ninja and Ninja Scroll; there are Ninja video games, such as Ninja Gaiden, Kidd Nikki and Shinobi. And of course, you can’t forget about the infamous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that can be found in comic books, movies and video games!

Ninja t-shirts are extremely popular as well. Nearly every online t-shirt company features at least one ninja t-shirt. Simply because everyone seems to love Ninjas. But don’t waste your day searching online for a Ninja t-shirt! You can simply check out the collection I’ve provided below. Enjoy!

Ninjas are both silent and deadly, unfortunately so are farts.Nunchucks

I stared at this t-shirt for 3 hours and I couldn’t even find one ninja!I’m Not Afraid of the Dark. I’m Afraid of the Ninjas that Hide in the Dark. A funny and great t-shirt from Snorg Tees.If You Can Read This It’s Too Late. Damn, ninjas are scary once you stop and think about it.Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts from Snorg Tees.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the coolest ever! Masked Turtles from Snorg Tees.

And if you thought y0u have seen everything think again… Below is the baddest ninja fight scene ever! Watch, learn and enjoy!

Originally posted 2010-05-25 06:20:09. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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It is typical for such a day to yield all sorts of attention from T-shirt designers. Cinco de Mayo, Spanish for 4th of May, is a holiday that has become quite the American symbol for partying and celebrating – hence cool t-shirts galore! I’ll quickly point out a couple shirts, on different ends of the creativity spectrum, which caught my eye.

First is a Cinco de Mayo shirt from BustedTees, seen below on the left. This t-shirt encompasses what I like to call a simplistic creative style, that has been seen across many popular T-shirts designs in the last year or two. It also adds a comic twist to the term Cinco de Mayo, showing 5 “mayo” jars. Gotta love it.

Second, seen in the middle, is another comic shirt geared towards the Cinco de Mayo celebration. This one shows the more American approach to the holiday, haha. The shirt is self explanatory and quite funny. This one is from zazzle.

Last, in the group of simplistic creativity, is a shirt that sort of surprised me. It is a Nike – Jordan shirt, that seemingly could not stay away from the Cinco de Mayo festivities and colorized the sacred Jordan logo with the Mexican flag colors.

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On the other end of the creativity spectrum is this much more detailed shirt by sonmi, titled BurgBot, which I found on Design By Humans. This shirt is definitely design genius, incorporating a “burger” into an aztek design look, squirting out what could be ketchup and mustard. The color combinations alone are perfect and the second I saw this shirt, I imagined someone with a Mexican hat on yelling the typical “ahhh-haaa-hayyyyy” Mexican mariachis chant! haha!

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This post is perfect to point out how diverse T-shirt design creativity can be, and still yield a wonderful shirt. I’m sure not everyone will pick the same favorite from the featured shirts, but the majority will agree that these shirts are great for the occasion! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Originally posted 2009-05-07 16:40:40. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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