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OOYL

OOYL t-shirt from Busted Tees.

“Out of your league you say? For Eight Hundred Years I’ve trained Jedi!”

Thoughout the Star Wars Series, Yoda had many memorable and wise quotes, yet I don’t remember him every saying, “Out of your league.”  But I guess Yoda doesn’t need to state the obvious.

“Feel The Force”

Can you list Yoda’s top ten quotes? Here is a nice list I collected. Enjoy!

Top Ten Yoda Quotes:

1. “You must unlearn what you have learned.”

2. “On many long journeys have I gone. And waited, too, for others to return from journeys of their own. Some return; some are broken; some come back so different only their names remain.”

3. “Size matters not, … Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?”

4. “Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”

5.If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are … a different game you should play.”

6.Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.”

7. “In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.”

8. “No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”

9. “This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.”

10.  “Always in motion is the future.”

Add your own Yoda quotes below, and Check Back Later for More Yoda and Star Wars T-shirts.

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Blood Baths

I Don't Need A Weapon

Chuck Norris's Forecast

Walk and Kill

I Step On Necks

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Bad Ass

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

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dude

The Dude Abides t-shirt from 80s Tees.

“Yeah, well. The Dude abides.”

The Big Lebowski is a classic comedy movie! Aruablly, Jeff Bridges’ most famous role. And rumors are they are making a sequel! Yes, that’s right a Big Lebowski 2! There are even talks of a spin-off movie about the “Jesus”.

Due to the movies everlasting populartiy nearly every major t-shirt company has a Big Lebowski t-shirt, simply because the Big Lebowski is one of the funniest and coolest movies ever!

Of course, no post about the Big Lebowski is complete without a Big Lebowski movie clip! Watch and Enjoy!

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As Promised, more green t-shirts! Remember, don’t buy an “Irish” themed t-shirt for St. Patrick’s Day! Simply buy a green shirt that you can wear anytime of the year! Pretty Smart huh?

This t-shirt is perfect for St. Patrick’s Day! When everyone is pinching people for not wearing green, you can punch them for looking at your t-shirt!

Ok, perhaps this t-shirt is a bit childish, but that’s half the fun! Right?

Seriously, what WOULDN’T Jesus Do? I’m really not sure, but he probably wouldn’t go hang gliding!

I’m not sure about you, but that Scarecrow always scared the crap out of me when I was a kid!

Another great t-shirt for St. Paddy’s Day! It’s green and it’s about drinking! Perfect! Oh yeah, last man standing is designated driver!

I don’t understand what’s funny about this t-shirt! I was the 1992 Regional Spelling Champoin!

Be sure to check back soon for even more green t-shirts!

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