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Chuck Norris T-Shirts by Crazy Dog T-shirts

xtigerdonx — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 03:58:06 +0000

Blood Baths

I Don't Need A Weapon

Chuck Norris's Forecast

Walk and Kill

I Step On Necks

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

Originally posted 2008-11-22 17:23:45.

College T-Shirt by Bumpnose

xtigerdonx — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:41:13 +0000

COLLEGE

Some people work their asses off to get out of college in three years or less. Why? That’s like leaving your vacation to go back to work early! Does that make any sense? College is supposed to be the “fun” thing you do before you start your real life. Beer, babes, football and sleeping in late. Why in the hell would you rush that?

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.”

— Frank Zappa

Originally posted 2008-11-27 18:06:10.

Cougar Bait T-Shirt from Crazy Dog T-Shirts

xtigerdonx — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:53:30 +0000

Cougar Bait

You should never be afraid to let the ladies know your intentions. Next time you hit the bars let the Cougars know you are game for some real fun with this t-shirt from Crazy Dog T-Shirts. If you don’t score you should at least get some good laughs!

Originally posted 2009-01-06 14:39:38.

Chuck Norris T-Shirts by 80′s Tees

xtigerdonx — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 22:18:44 +0000

Chuck Norris is the greatest martial artist, action star, actor and human to ever walk the face of the Earth. In fact no one that has ever lived can compare to the sheer awesomeness and coolness that is Chuck Norris. To celebrate his greatness 80′s Tees offers many Chuck Norris t-shirts. Go check em’ out!

Here are few well known facts about the greatest human ever:

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.

6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people

14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.

20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Watch this video for more Chuck Norris Facts:

Originally posted 2009-03-14 06:08:33.

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