Ok, its only ten days until St. Paddy’s Day, so it’s time to get your butt in gear and order a green t-shirt for the best-est holiday of the whole year!

C’mon ladies, show off your Lucky Charms on St. Paddy’s Day!

Mugs not Drugs! Drink up… it’s legal!

If you are looking for some action on St. Paddy’s Day, then this t-shirt was made for you!

Everybody loves a Free Hug!

Perhaps my most favorite t-shirt ever!

Gamers celebrate St. Paddy’s Day… right?

Ok, I never write posts that are not specifically about t-shirts, but I grew up playing Nintendo, and I think the NES Buckle is pretty cool.

Plus, I want my readers to take advantage of the NES Buckle promotion. Just use the code “mario” at check-out for $15 off a NES Buckle. Hurry fast because the promotion only lasts one week!

If you love NES and want to reminisce check out this awesome video below. It features 100 Nintendo games in 10 minutes!

Can you name three songs with “highway” in the title? Look above for a hint!

Now, if you really want these songs stuck in your head all day, then just watch the videos featured below!

Highway to Hell from AC/DC!!! Now that’s what I’m talking about!

Ok, perhaps I can do without Kenny Loggins, but c’mon who doesn’t like Top Gun?!?

Ok, if I ever see this video again it will be too soon! Damn, that version is even worse than the original!

As Promised, more green t-shirts! Remember, don’t buy an “Irish” themed t-shirt for St. Patrick’s Day! Simply buy a green shirt that you can wear anytime of the year! Pretty Smart huh?

This t-shirt is perfect for St. Patrick’s Day! When everyone is pinching people for not wearing green, you can punch them for looking at your t-shirt!

Ok, perhaps this t-shirt is a bit childish, but that’s half the fun! Right?

Seriously, what WOULDN’T Jesus Do? I’m really not sure, but he probably wouldn’t go hang gliding!

I’m not sure about you, but that Scarecrow always scared the crap out of me when I was a kid!

Another great t-shirt for St. Paddy’s Day! It’s green and it’s about drinking! Perfect! Oh yeah, last man standing is designated driver!

I don’t understand what’s funny about this t-shirt! I was the 1992 Regional Spelling Champoin!

Be sure to check back soon for even more green t-shirts!

With St. Patrick’s Day less than a month a way it’s time to start thinking about the t-shirt your going to wear on the best-est holiday of the whole year!

Of course, the only problem with a buying a St. Paddy’s Day t-shirt, is that it’s only good for one day of the year.

However, if you just buy a cool or funny green t-shirt that’s not made for St. Paddy’s Day specifically, you can also wear it on other days of the year!

So, here is a collection of fun green t-shirts that can be worn all year long! Cool huh?

Awwwww… Skeet Skeet Skeet! Make Lil’ Jon proud with this funny t-shirt from Snorg Tees.

I’m not sure this is what Prince had in mind… another funny t-shirt from Snorg Tees.

$5 footlong? Damn! That must be NY City prices!

The song that was forever immortalized by the movie “Office Space“.

Inspired by perhaps the greatest movie ever, “Old School“.

As you can see, green t-shirts rock! Check back for more green t-shirts soon!

Sometimes I will see a t-shirt and just scratch my head! Bacon t-shirts? Really? Did I miss something? When did bacon become so damn popular?

Whatever the reason, bacon t-shirts are appearing on all the major online t-shirt websites lately. I know bacon is good, but this is ridiculous! I guess I just don’t understand “modern” culture sometimes!

Here are more bacon t-shirts for all you bacon lovers out there. Enjoy!

“Love at First Bite” by Snorg Tees.

Seriously? B is for Bacon? Another Bacon tee from Snorg Tees.

I guess it’s safe to say that Snorg Tees loves Bacon!

Bacon is Good for Me! Damn, I guess that kid likes bacon too!

I LIKE BACON! Have we discovered a trend here?

Ok, now you gotta admit this is pretty damn clever! “Kevin” by Busted Tees.

Push Button… Receive Bacon. I can never look at a hand drying machine in the same way again!

If you like bacon check out this video below:

And just when you thought you had seen everything!

The Bacon Wallet available at the T-Shirt Bordello. Now that’s just plain awesome!

Related Links:

>>> The Reason Why Bacon is so Popular from MrBaconPants.com.

>>> Why the Internet loves bacon from the LA Times.

>>> Obsession: Bacon is so popular they’re putting it in Chocolate Chips from the Dallas Morning News.

Considering all the crappy music that’s been put out recently, “Pants On The Ground” is probably one of the better “new” songs I’ve heard in awhile!

For those that haven’t heard or seen the video you have to check it out below:

Personally I’m not a fan of American Idol and I rarely watch the show, so I didn’t hear about the “Pants On The Ground” song until I saw the Brett Favre version on ESPN. If you haven’t seen it yet check it out below:

Of course once the video and song went viral and Larry Platt the “General” become famous, online t-shirt companies began offering “Pants On The Ground” t-shirts.

Here are the truly inspiring lyrics to the song:

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

SING THE SONG OUT LOUD WITH CONVICTION!!!

Arguably, the Comedy Movie of 2009! The Hangover has become an instant comedy classic!

Who can forget the “One Man Wolf Pack” guy”? This is perhaps the funniest character role since Bill Murray in Caddy Shack.

Since the movie has gained popularity independent online t-shirt companies have began to offer a “One Man Wolf Pack” t-shirts.

I’m a fan of the movie but I honestly don’t know if I would wear a “One Man Wolf Man” t-shirt, but I’ll let you check em’ out and decide.

Busted Tees offers a decent option.

Ok, this is kind of funny with the 80’s “Wolf Man” theme. Purple?

Who let the dogs out? Crazy Dog T-Shirts!

The One Man Wolf Pack Speech:

Alan Garner–

“You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!”

DAMN, even reading it makes me laugh!

Related Links:

>>> Wear This: One Man Wolf Pack T-shirt from Collinder.com.

>>> The Hang Over Movie on IMDb.

>>> The Hang Over Movie review from FANDANGO.

Anyone familiar with Seinfield surely knows about the annual holiday Festivus. Although mistaken for a fictional holiday, it is actually celebrated by many people across the world. The holiday center piece is the infamous “Festivus Pole” and activities include such practices as the “Airing of Grievances” and “Feats of Strength”.

For more information on Festivus check out the video below:

Girls with Pigtails
Enough said, click the link and enjoy.

12 Idiotic Lawsuits
This is why America is on the decline. When You can sue someone for not having enough leg room. I say, we take anyone who files this kind of lawsuit and kick them out of the country, or beat them with a sock full of nickels

Top 10 Celebrity Redheads

Another 10 reasons everyone is fat.
10 more fried oddities to add to the ever growing list of “Foods that shouldn’t have been invented”. When is it ever necessary to fry bacon once while cooking it, then batter and deep fry it again? Never, that’s when.

I crush your head!
Did anyone else watch Kids in the Hall? Anyone remember the episodes featuring the head crushing? Good stuff.

10 Horrible Movies
Yeah, and I pretty much agree with that list, but I would have preferred them to add a few other movies, namely the slew of idiotic comedies that has been happening yearly for about the past 4 years.

GuidoTV
Okay, so if this is real, the world as we know it will officially end. Humankind has officially devolved, if that’s possible. When people actually want to watch a show about Jersey Shore tools, something has went dreadfully wrong.