Considering all the crappy music that’s been put out recently, “Pants On The Ground” is probably one of the better “new” songs I’ve heard in awhile!

For those that haven’t heard or seen the video you have to check it out below:

Personally I’m not a fan of American Idol and I rarely watch the show, so I didn’t hear about the “Pants On The Ground” song until I saw the Brett Favre version on ESPN. If you haven’t seen it yet check it out below:

Of course once the video and song went viral and Larry Platt the “General” become famous, online t-shirt companies began offering “Pants On The Ground” t-shirts.

Here are the truly inspiring lyrics to the song:

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

SING THE SONG OUT LOUD WITH CONVICTION!!!

Arguably, the Comedy Movie of 2009! The Hangover has become an instant comedy classic!

Who can forget the “One Man Wolf Pack” guy”? This is perhaps the funniest character role since Bill Murray in Caddy Shack.

Since the movie has gained popularity independent online t-shirt companies have began to offer a “One Man Wolf Pack” t-shirts.

I’m a fan of the movie but I honestly don’t know if I would wear a “One Man Wolf Man” t-shirt, but I’ll let you check em’ out and decide.

Busted Tees offers a decent option.

Ok, this is kind of funny with the 80’s “Wolf Man” theme. Purple?

Who let the dogs out? Crazy Dog T-Shirts!

The One Man Wolf Pack Speech:

Alan Garner–

“You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!”

DAMN, even reading it makes me laugh!

Related Links:

>>> Wear This: One Man Wolf Pack T-shirt from Collinder.com.

>>> The Hang Over Movie on IMDb.

>>> The Hang Over Movie review from FANDANGO.

Anyone familiar with Seinfield surely knows about the annual holiday Festivus. Although mistaken for a fictional holiday, it is actually celebrated by many people across the world. The holiday center piece is the infamous “Festivus Pole” and activities include such practices as the “Airing of Grievances” and “Feats of Strength”.

For more information on Festivus check out the video below:

 

Girls with Pigtails
Enough said, click the link and enjoy.

12 Idiotic Lawsuits
This is why America is on the decline. When You can sue someone for not having enough leg room. I say, we take anyone who files this kind of lawsuit and kick them out of the country, or beat them with a sock full of nickels

Top 10 Celebrity Redheads

Another 10 reasons everyone is fat.
10 more fried oddities to add to the ever growing list of “Foods that shouldn’t have been invented”. When is it ever necessary to fry bacon once while cooking it, then batter and deep fry it again? Never, that’s when.

I crush your head!
Did anyone else watch Kids in the Hall? Anyone remember the episodes featuring the head crushing? Good stuff.

10 Horrible Movies
Yeah, and I pretty much agree with that list, but I would have preferred them to add a few other movies, namely the slew of idiotic comedies that has been happening yearly for about the past 4 years.

GuidoTV
Okay, so if this is real, the world as we know it will officially end. Humankind has officially devolved, if that’s possible. When people actually want to watch a show about Jersey Shore tools, something has went dreadfully wrong.

25 Hot Halloween Costumes
25 attractive women dressed up for Halloween. What could be better?

Bugatti Veyron gets the boot
You know, there’s really nothing special about this, it’s just funny to see a $1.3+ million car with a boot on it.

Unreal Police Report Clippings
Some of the people that call the police need to just put the phone down. Then again, I don’t know what is more dangerous: The crackhead who is robbing you, or the little turtle in the street that needs help crossing the road?

25 Clever Halloween Costumes
What did you think I would be posting today? It’s the day before Halloween.

History’s Browser History
What it would look like to see some of the more famous people in Historys browser History.

Hilarious Rollercoaster Pictures
Just a handful of pictures of funny faces on rollercoasters. A couple of them look like they may need to check themselves upon exiting of the ride.

Reasons not to cheat on your Wife

Yeah, that makes me not want to cheat, especially if my brand new BMW is going to be keyed, hatcheted or have paint thrown on it.

The world without internet

So true too, Smut shops would be packed, people would put messenger pigeons back to use, and I would probalby die.

Halloween Costume Cleavage

Ahhhh-mazing. I love halloweeen for the reason of girls dressing as slutty as possible, and for that reason only. Forget candy, it’s all about eye-candy.

Exploding Lake

Not sure why this is so awesome, but that is pretty sweet. I think any kind of explosion is pretty awesome though.

A Series of Awkward Photos

30 Retarded Inventions

I’m pretty sure none of these would ever come in handy for anyone.

Halloween is just 10 days away so it is time to starting thinking about the costume your going to wear.

Of course, you could just save time and money and just buy a Halloween T-shirt!

Whether your broke, cheap or just plain lazy, nothing beats a Halloween t-shirt!

8 Fears that make no sense

25 funny mascots
Self explanatory.

Rosy Dilettuso (Mildly NFSW)
Let’s get our international perspective on for just a second…ok, done.

100 Funniest Sports Pictures
There’s just something about sports that makes it prone to weird faces, actions and amazingly funny still shots.

Russian Gangstas
My fascination with Russia never ends, even their ‘Gangstas’ to me are either funny, just plain weird, or interesting.

Childhood Misconceptions
I don’t really care for reddit, but this is pretty funny. There’s a ton of comments, and it can definitely kill some time. There’s one about the orange balls on powerlines for warning aircraft, I had the misconception they were kid’s basketballs that got stuck.

Many popular t-shirt companies online feature funny state t-shirts. There are literally 100’s to choose from!

It’s fun just to surf the various online shops t0 to see all the creative and hilarious state “slogans”.

Check below for one featured t-shirt for each state, altogether 50 funny state t-shirts. Enjoy!

Alabama: Sweet Home Alabama from Busted Tees.

Alaska: Glacier Inn Bar and Liquor Store.

Arizona: But it’s a Dry Heat!

Arkansas: Literacy AIN’T Everything!

California: Stay Classy San Deigo from Deez Teez.

Colorado: Colo “rad” o!

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts Only the Kennedys Don’t Own it Yet!

Delaware: Everything is Smaller Here.

Florida: Del Boca Vista Retirement Community from Deez Teez.

Georgia: We Put “Fun” in Fundamentalist Extremism!

Hawaii: I went to Hawaii and I got sex.

Idaho: Idaho? No, Udaho!

Illinois: License to IL.

Indiana: Indiana Pwns.

Iowa: The Big Cock State.

Kansas: We Know We’re Flat.

Kentucky: Gettin’ Lucky in Kentucky!

Louisiana: I’m from Louisiana Let’s Get Drunk.

Maine: If Anyone Asks, We’re Part of Canada.

Maryland: Welcome to Baltimore! Try the Crack.

Massachusetts: Green Monsta from T-Shirt Bordello.

Michigan: Detriot 8 Mile Marathon.

Minnesota: We’re Not as Fat as Wisconsin.

Mississippi: The Fattest State

Missouri: Missouri Loves Company by Busted Tees.

Montana: Montana has Got a Big ol’ Butte.

Nebraska: Nebraska Cornhuggers.

Nevada: Slots and Sluts.

New Hampshire: We Came We Saw (We) Concord!

New Jersey: Jersey Girls Ain’t Trash… Trash Gets Picked Up!

New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico t-shirt from Busted Tees.

New York: I only like NY as a friend from Snorg Tees.

North Carolina: Where Tobacco is a Vegetable.

North Dakota: Just North of South Dakota.

Ohio: Surf Ohio from 80’s Tees.

Oklahoma: Oklahoma by Busted Tees.

Oregon: Oregon Tit Wrestling State Champ.

Pennsylvania: If I Had a Car, I’d be Home Now.

Rhode Island: Mutt Cutts Providence R.I.

South Carolina: Miss South Carolina.

South Dakota: We Will Rock You!

Tennessee: As Seen on Cops!

Texas: Imagine a World Without Texas…

Utah: Our Jesus is Better than your Jesus.

Vermont: Vermont Syrup Chugging Champion.

Virgina: Vagina if for Lovers.

Washington: The Great Northern Hotel from Loiter.

West Virginia: Now with Sckools!

Wisconsin: Cow Tippin’

Wyoming: Wyoming Who Cares!

Do you have a link to a funny state t-shirt? Leave a comment and provide a link!

Headline Shirts is having a Columbus Day Sale and slashing prices on select tees to $14.92.

Even if you don’t celebrate the man responsible for decimating the indigenous  population of the Americas you can take advantage of a great sale and score some great t-shirts!

Below is one of Headline Shirts new awesome designs!

Those Goddamn Immigrants!

For more cool t-shirts head over to Headline Shirts.