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I Don't Need A Weapon

Chuck Norris's Forecast

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I Step On Necks

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!

Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Bad Ass

If you want to learn more about the world’s greatest human check out the Official Chuck Norris Website .

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“Save Ferris”

Save Ferris t-shirt

Save Ferris T-Shirt from 80’s Tees

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is arguably one of the best teen movies of the eighties. Mathew Broderick gave an oustanding performance as the mischevious, witty and lovable Ferris. The movie gained critic acclaim when it was released and is still considered a great comedy. 80’s Tees recreated the “Save Ferris” t-shirt that was worn in the movie (featured above). Classic Movie and classic t-shirt!

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Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

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Any fan of the Austin Powers film series knows that one of the main desires of Dr. Evil is to possess sharks with “freakin” laser beams on their heads!

Mutated sea bass just don’t really do the trick! If you have aspirations of world domination you must have sharks with laser beams attached to their heads!

If you have a couple of minutes to kill watch the scene were Dr. Evil finally receives the ultimate father-son gift!

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