Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is the world’s greatest human! So, it is only natural to want to wear a t-shirt with Chuck Norris on it. Also, just in case you ever meet Chuck Norris and you are wearing one of his t-shirts he might not kill you. That alone is a good reason to wear one. Furthermore, when you wear a Chuck Norris t-shirt no one will dare mess with you because they will be scared shit less of the image on your shirt!
Here all some well known facts about Chuck Noriss:
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Yes, you read the title correctly. Cool Political Tees! The guys and girls over at Retro Campaigns are creating and producing politically themed t-shirts that are… well… pretty cool!
Basically all the t-shirts are reprints of past campaign slogans and marketing designs. There are t-shirts for Kennedy, Reagan, Carter and even Perot! Regardless of your political allegiance, Retro Campaigns has a t-shirt for you!
Ninjas are everywhere and nowhere all at the same time! Currently, Ninjas are perhaps even more popular than Zombies. There are Ninja movies, such as Kill Bill, Beverly Hills Ninja and Ninja Scroll; there are Ninja video games, such as Ninja Gaiden, Kidd Nikki and Shinobi. And of course, you can’t forget about the infamous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that can be found in comic books, movies and video games!
Ninja t-shirts are extremely popular as well. Nearly every online t-shirt company features at least one ninja t-shirt. Simply because everyone seems to love Ninjas. But don’t waste your day searching online for a Ninja t-shirt! You can simply check out the collection I’ve provided below. Enjoy!
Ninjas are both silent and deadly, unfortunately so are farts.Nunchucks
I stared at this t-shirt for 3 hours and I couldn’t even find one ninja!I’m Not Afraid of the Dark. I’m Afraid of the Ninjas that Hide in the Dark. A funny and great t-shirt from Snorg Tees.If You Can Read This It’s Too Late. Damn, ninjas are scary once you stop and think about it.Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts from Snorg Tees.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the coolest ever! Masked Turtles from Snorg Tees.
And if you thought y0u have seen everything think again… Below is the baddest ninja fight scene ever! Watch, learn and enjoy!
Naco has definitely come up with some cool and funny designs that are bound to grab attention. Naco bascially means “ghetto” in Mexican Spanish so if you’re caught wearing one of these shirts, people will probably think you are a little ghetto. As for the “I Love TJ” shirt, if you have ever been to Tiajuana you are bound to have some good memories of your escapades with your buddies and maybe a Mexican senorita!
Wear these shirts: Because you want others to have a good laugh.
Don’t Wear these shirts: Because you don’t want to offend someone! *But do you really care?
These shirts tell the world: These shirts speak for themselves!