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You feel proud of your state? Then show some state pride with a funny state t-shirt! Whether you hail from “Sweet Home Alabama!” or you’re from Wyoming! This thread has a t-shirt for you!

Choose a t-shirt from below! Every state is represented!


Alabama: Sweet Home Alabama from Busted Tees.

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Alaska: Know Dope.

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Arizona: Hooked on Phoenix!


Arkansas: Literacy AIN’T Everything!

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California: Earthquakes… Not my fault.

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Colorado: Danker Nuggets.


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts Only the Kennedys Don’t Own it Yet!

Delaware: New England – Beause Old England Was Wicked Stupid.

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Florida: …Stay Awhile!

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Georgia: We Put “Fun” in Fundamentalist Extremism!


Hawaii: I went to Hawaii and I got sex.


Idaho: Idaho? No, Udaho!


Illinois: License to IL.


Indiana: Indiana Pwns.


Iowa: The Big Cock State.


Kansas: We Know We’re Flat.


Kentucky: Gettin’ Lucky in Kentucky!


Louisiana: I’m from Louisiana Let’s Get Drunk.


Maine: If Anyone Asks, We’re Part of Canada.


Maryland: Welcome to Baltimore! Try the Crack.


Massachusetts: Green Monsta from T-Shirt Bordello.


Michigan: Detriot 8 Mile Marathon.


Minnesota: We’re Not as Fat as Wisconsin.


Mississippi: The Fattest State


Missouri: Missouri Loves Company by Busted Tees.


Montana: Montana has Got a Big ol’ Butte.


Nebraska: Nebraska Cornhuggers.


Nevada: Slots and Sluts.


New Hampshire: We Came We Saw (We) Concord!


New Jersey: Jersey Girls Ain’t Trash… Trash Gets Picked Up!


New Mexico: Cleaner Than Regular Mexico t-shirt from Busted Tees.


New York: I only like NY as a friend from Snorg Tees.

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North Carolina: Where Tobacco is a Vegetable.


North Dakota: Just North of South Dakota.


Ohio: Surf Ohio from 80’s Tees.


Oklahoma: Oklahoma by Busted Tees.


Oregon: Oregon Tit Wrestling State Champ.


Pennsylvania: If I Had a Car, I’d be Home Now.


Rhode Island: Mutt Cutts Providence R.I.


South Carolina: Miss South Carolina.


South Dakota: We Will Rock You!


Tennessee: As Seen on Cops!

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Texas: Don’t Mess With Tetris.


Utah: Our Jesus is Better than your Jesus.


Vermont: Vermont Syrup Chugging Champion.


Virgina: Vagina if for Lovers.


Washington: The Great Northern Hotel from Loiter.


West Virginia: Now with Sckools!


Wisconsin: Cow Tippin’


Wyoming: Wyoming Who Cares!

Do you have a link to a funny state t-shirt? Leave a comment and provide a link!

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  2. Hey, I’m wondering if you can help me find some t-shirts… I can’t remember the site I saw them on, but they’ve got one for every state, and it has the state outline, and then a funny town name on it, like Intercourse, PA or Climax, CO. Any idea where those are sold?
    Thanks for your help!

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